The Czech Beer Orphanage

Why do we save beer?

Imagine you walking along a street. You have a perfect mood. It's Friday, the sun's shining and the birds are singing. Everything is nice... Until you find a poor beer bottle lying next to a trash bin. It is crying loudly, you pick it up and see something terrible. There's beer in it! Some bad guy has thrown it out without drinking it! When you realize the people's evilness, you start crying too. You are crying with the bottle desperately and sadly. Each human who walks along you and sees this starts crying too. The good mood disappears. The skies get dark and a huge thunderstorm starts. The water drops are heavy. They are all falling on your shoulders. The beer bottle is slowly dying... In the last minute you drink it up. The bottle suddenly revives. But tightly...

This may happen if you'll keep throwing out beer bottles which haven't been drunk up. Most of people have respect for beer, but it is not hard to find some villains who don't respect beer's rights. These people are very evil and everyone should kill them. So.. don't throw out non-drunk up beer bottles and have a respect for beer or you will be killed by us!